Pope Robert Anton Wilson II - COVIDIUM-RIDICULUM

Pope Robert Anton Wilson II - COVIDIUM-RIDICULUM

Pope RAW II released his first Papal Catma earlier this month in regards to the global Coronavirus Plandemic.  You can watch the video of his presentation on our WYRD TV™ channel, or read them below.  We wish you a wonderful journey on your way to a Human-Friendly Future!



Spectacles, Testicles, Brandy, Cigars!

Habits, Tits, and all your Beautiful Bits!

For those of you uninitiated into my Papal Magick, upon hearing these opening words of mine, you have just been made into a Pope yourself, and I now officially excommunicate you from my Church of The Mighty and Benevolent Sidhe.  You must now exert your own authority over your own belief systems, for good or for ill!

To those watching who do not know me, I AM Pope Robert Anton Wilson II, or Pope RAW II for short, just the second Irish Pope in human history.  I am happy to hold this office during this transformational time of world and celestial events. I can think of no better service to my fellow human beings than to remind them of their own personal authority in all matters of reality.

It seems that, in these waning moments of the year 2020, we have forgotten this authority, or have surrendered it out of fear to the scaremongers that control all of the major news and entertainment media outlets, as well as the governments around the world that claim to be representing the people, but continue to enact policies that are causing great fear and harm among us all.

In particular, I wish to speak about the latest iteration of global baloney commonly referred to as the coronavirus, or COVID-19.

Since the end of last year's George Bush Jubilee, I watched in utter amazement as the storm of propaganda about this supposedly fearsome threat to human life emerged out of China and raced all over the world, eventually culminating in governments calling for lockdowns and mask-mandates that have severely damaged many economies and destroyed whatever sense of personal liberty and freedom the people thought they possessed.

To me, it was a palpable illustration of the quote made famous by Mark Twain in the late 1800s, when he wrote ,"A lie can make it halfway around the world before the Truth can even get its boots on!"

If you haven't figured it out yet, these kinds of scams, just like 9/11 nineteen years ago, are so successful because we have a group of very powerful lairs who control all of the world's major communications networks, who are very much in bed with pharmaceutical, scientific, financial, government, military and religious leaders in an orgy of evil that makes the Mafia look like a bunch of kindergarten hooligans!

The sad thing about all of this, is that, despite the power of the internet to successfully expose these shenanigans, normal, everyday working people don't seem to care enough to stop it, despite the obvious harm taking place everywhere.  Even more true is that the everyday person doesn't feel POWERFUL enough to make a difference in their own life, let alone the lives of others.

Faced with this stark and very dark reality, I have decided to issue my first Papal CATMA called COVIDIUM RIDICULUM.

For those of you who don't know what a CATMA is, let me explain.

Firstly, it is not a DOGMA, which is a statement of ABSOLUTE belief.

A CATMA is a statement of RELATIVE belief, which means:

All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. 

And if you repeat this 523 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment -- IN SOME SENSE!

So, when looking at the current PANDEMIC and noticing that:

No biological sample of the so-called virus has been proven to be scientifically isolated.

The "genetic sequencing" of this supposed virus was made up in a computer program, using 37 base pairs of DNA out of a possible 30,000.

The first outbreak happened in COMMUNIST CHINA, a country that routinely lies to the world, brutally oppresses its people, and powers its economy by exporting mostly broken junk.

The super-majority of deaths attributed to the virus have occurred in populations where there is severe air pollution, with people over the age of 80, who have been sick with other health maladies for quite some time.

Many of these deaths were caused by medical interventions rather than the disease itself.

More than 99% of people under the age of 65 who supposedly contract COVID-19 don't die or even suffer a severe flu.

TRILLIONS of dollars have been stolen from the American economy in just a few months, and even more so around the world.

It seems clear to me that what is really going on right now is a CRIME IN PROGRESS rather than a PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS.

While the chances of stopping this crime might seem infinitesimally small right now, as a Pope, I stand before you as a practitioner and believer in the forces of MAGICK, just like those who created this phony virus most certainly do.

What spell can we cast that can break the grip of fear in our hearts and bring clarity and love of truth back into our minds?

Well, I invite you to recall the magickal lesson taught to the young Harry Potter and his fellow students at the Hogwarts Academy, when they faced the BOGGART that came out of the VAULT OF FEAR, in the class that taught DEFENSE against the Dark Arts.

Let's all give it a try right now!

I've summoned a VAULT OF FEAR, which you can see behind me.  Inside is one of those BOGGARTS that will take the form of COVID-19 once the doors are opened.

Your job is to face the phony-virus, think of something amusing and light-hearted, the funnier the better, and then, while using your wand, say out loud the magickal word RIDDIKULOUS!

I've got my wand of Manzanita wood, the rest of you now have your wands at the ready.

On the count of three, the Vault will open.  1......2.......3.........

Oh my, there's the coronavirus!  I don't have a mask or a face-shield!  What will Neil Fergusson, or Bill Gates or Tony Fauci think?  Most of you are closer than six feet to this screen, you're currently in as much danger as I am of catching this deadly pathogen!

Quick!  Use your wand and say the word of charm...out loud...don't be shy!


Look!  It worked!  No more COVID-19!  Just a bunch of soap bubbles!  Ha!Ha!Ha!

Don't you feel better, more empowered and less afraid, than before you watched this video?

Great!  Now go out there and change your world for the better!  But remember to wash your hands before you do!

As we say in the Faery Realms, Bye for now!

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